The language of farting is not one for prudes,
For some, it’s a source of laughs and crude jokes,
It’s a natural process, we all must conclude,
But discussing it openly can make us feel like blokes.
It’s something we all do, no matter the class,
From kings to peasants, nobody can bypass,
So let’s start the conversation, without any fuss,
And break the silence, it’s time to discuss.