Some random funny Haikus

1. The Procrastinator

I’ll do it tomorrow
But tomorrow never comes
So I’ll do it today!

2. The Optimist

The glass is half full
Or maybe it’s half empty
Either way, it’s wine

3. A Fart in the Wind

A silent but deadly
Puff of air escapes your butt
Everyone laughs, you run

4. The Internet

The world wide web,
A vast and endless resource,
Of cat videos and porn.

5. My Brain

It’s full of useless junk,
Like the names of all the states,
And how to tie a tie.

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