The Fart That Could Not Be Beat

There once was a fart that could not be beat,
It was loud and it stank, it was quite a feat.
It made people laugh,
It made people cough,
It even made some people throw up their coffee.

The fart was so strong,
It could knock you down,
It could make you cry,
It could make you frown.

But no matter what you did,
The fart would not quit,
It just kept on going,
It was quite a sight.

Finally, after a while,
The fart did subside,
But the smell lingered on,
For a very long time.

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